March 4, 2006
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Ahh, the weekend!
My mom and step-dad are here so we can do a birthday weekend. It’s my sister-in-law, my daughter, my mom and my birthdays all in a couple of weeks, so we usually just have one nice dinner when we all try to get together. It used to be Bob’s birthday, too, but, well, I usually light a candle for him. He would be 50 this year……..
It’s also one of my sister’s birthdays, but she’s on my dad’s side, so she’s not in this big celebration we have. Oh, and now I have one of Rick’s sisters birthday, too! Can you believe his baby sister and I were born on the same day? She’s 3 years older than me, but we’re both born on March 12. I’m gonna be the big 4-3 this year! Woot! That’s the percent body fat I am! So I think it’s very age appropriate!
I’ve been tagged by at least 4 different people to talk about my perfect lover, so avert your eyes! Mayday! Mayday!
I am one of those people that think it is very important that you educate yourself in the art of sex. Doing the Hokey-Pokey keeps the generations coming along, but if you are doing it for pleasure…….then take the time to learn some stuff to make it enjoyable and fresh!
When my daughter turned 18, one of the gifts I gave her was the book “The Joy of Sex”. When my son turned 18, I didn’t give it to him, because he was in a serious relationship with his girlie (still is), and I didn’t want to embarass her, or make her think I was any freakier than she already did. What is so funny about this is, a few months ago, I asked him privately if he would like me to get the book for him, as I feel it would help him, and he looked me right in the eye and said “We’ve already bought it…..” Now, THAT’S my boy! Making sure he knows what he’s doing! *chest swells with pride* A good lover goes a long way in a relationship!
So, now that you know I’m serious about this stuff, here goes………..
1. A good lover must be helpful around the house. Couch potatoes need not apply. I think about that episode of “Everybody Loves Raymond”, where he’s doing some chores, and his wife tells him, “You are turning me on so much right now!” LOL! It’s true!
2. A perfect lover shares secrets with me. Rick has this little smile I only see when he’s looking at me. No one else gets that smile. God, I love that! I always think of that song “Nobody knows it, but you’ve got a secret smile, and you use it only for me”. I just want to eat him up when I see that smile.
3. A perfect lover is clean and smells good.
4. A perfect lover is not afraid to try new things. I remember when I first started seeing Rick, I asked him if he was “trainable” and he looked me right in the eye and said “absolutely!” He had no idea at the time how important that response was………heh, heh, heh………
5. Nice sized equipment is most certainly a plus, but as the old saying goes “Its not the size of the ocean, its the motion of the ocean”. My first husband was not a porn star by any measure, but he took the time to learn me, and to know what made me get to a happy place. Now, Rick is like a Christmas present! Woot! He’s very interested in making me happy, lets me be in charge, lets me know what he likes,…….it was so fun getting to know him, showing him some things, letting him experiment on me…….I think sometimes sex gets old when you’re with the same person for many years, you’ve gotta work to keep it fresh, gotta try new things. I’ve had fun watching Ricks eyes get big when I try something out on him! God he’s fun……….where is he?! BRB…….
6. A perfect lover tells you how great you look and how sexy you are, breathes that wonderful hot breath on your neck, acts like you are a delicious dessert and he can’t get enough…….
7. A perfect lover has got your back. He’s in your corner. I have no doubt I am number one in my lovers heart, and that is so hot!
8. A perfect lover has to know how to kiss well. Not just smacking and forcing a tongue down your throat, but how to nuzzle, how to tease, how to lick, how to…….dammit! BRB………..
9. Whew! I’m getting tired! A perfect lover know how important fore-play is to a woman……the snuggling, cuddling, laughing, touching…….crap!
10. A perfect lover knows how important after-play is, too. The lying there, all sweaty and spent, limp in his arms, telling him how fabulous he is and how much I love him, his sweet little kisses……..yeah……that’s wonderful…….
OK, I gotta go take a shower now…..Have a great weekend!
Comments (33)
Oh my Shelliebeans…Shelliebeans….Frank got here first and was laughing so hard, I had to turn and look on his computer screen to see what it was!! He started reading you out loud to me and we were both crying over here. The BRB was killing him!!! Great list, sweetcakes. I know you’ve got it all going on, as well as your Rickybaby!
You’re all wonderful in our book. (Frank may be calling you later!) muahahahaha… He likes the way you think!
LOL…Did you need a little break in there? or a reminder?
Hey sexy lady…..Is it too late for some refresher lessons?? I have an oscar winning couch potato. Poor thing he does his best.. That Italians are sexy and romantic iS just another of those urban legends. They are all mama’s boys. Enjoy your week end.
RITA.
Oh I just LOVED reading this!!You crack me up! But of course I am going to print that out and make my husband read it. Soooooo many excellent points!
You guys have fun at your birthday celebration, and happy birthday weekend to you and all your birthday peeps.
I can see why you appreciate good art so much. You are a love artist!
Happy Birthday weekend!
That’s an awful lot of Pisceans in one family. It would be a lot of fun but does any housework or decision making ever get done? LOL
I like your “perfect lover” list. Enjoy your shower
You are definitely in the wrong job…….any wonder your pooch lies around on the couch like that!!!!!
Meant to add happy birthday to all!!
Sounds like you are going to have a fun weekend:) Happy Birthday to everyone:)
Lisa
YOU go girl!!! YOU should write a book!! I’d buy it!!
Happy Partying!!
Welll….I just kind of stumbled onto your blog somehow, that is how I found you. I can’t exactly remember. But I find it hard to meet new people on Xanga most the time so when I see some entry that I like I stop to say hello.
Perhaps I should buy that book…sometimes I feel like my husband must get pretty bored with me….Hmmm…
Oh my! great list- well thought out. I bought books for my daughter when she got married and will for my son as well. My favorite is “Sex Begins in the Kitchen”, it teaches about attitudes. THe Joy… is good too. These things should never be taken for granted. I love your pics from yesterday! Your kitchen looks amazing! I love that Sunflower, too. Hugs and smiles, emlee
I agree with Janice – you should write a book.
Have a great weekend!
thats a great list..have to agree with everything on it
and have a great bday…yay for pisceans
I’m still laughing about how many times you said BRB….LOL.
that’s a fabulous list!

You need to quit the insurance biz right now missy and get yourself a job teaching sex ed to the nation’s youth. Hell, why limit yourself to the youth. I know there are countless not-so-youthful folks who are nonetheless woefully under-educated in the ways of sex who’d benefit from your sexual prowess! You could take Ricky-Poo’s ”schtick” on the road. A traveling sex ed show, if you will. Wha’ d’ya say? You can call it … “The Hokey Pokey ISN’T what it’s all about … if your doin’ it right!”
And by the way, happy birthday to everybody and their dog.
Well! ah-hmm. *can I steal your list?*
Don’t you dare tag me for this one! You did pretty well and were up to the challenge. I just know I’d somehow insult hubby if I even tried to do this.
Lynn
Ha ha…You had me rolling with this! BRB…
I agree so much with your list. Lots of good advice there for people.
RYC: You have my address…now send those lights!
I just love you to pieces! That was one great list, and how fantastic that you took the time to teach your kids some of the real deal!
I was out of town, mostly, but thanks for asking!
Happy early birthday!
Sandy-lou
Great list. . .I was tagged by emlee, and she just had a list of 10 up. . . mostly one word descriptions. . .so that’s what I did. . .shoulda come here first!~K.K.
Good lord. I cannot WAIT until 5:00. LOL!!!!! That episode of Raymond is where Ray buys the vacuum cleaner from the door to door saleslady. Ray shows Deborah that he can clean the drapes with it, and she says she’s never been more turned on that at that moment! LOL!!
RYC: That’s one of the nicest compliments anyone has ever given me!!
Awesome post…awesome list…..could have been my own list. You rock, Shellie.
Great list. I really loved the one about the size of his equipment. A defintie must for me too. Have a great day.
lol! Oh that was funny…
I know what that smile is like…my ex had one of those…
magic!
Happy Birthday to your daughter, your sis-n-law, your mom, and youself!
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Those are all very good pointers!
*running to shower too* Ooo boy! What a hot post!
I’m glad to know I’m not the only mom who talks so openly about sex with her daughter. I’m not ready for her to be active but I do tell her she needs to learn and her lover needs to learn cause it’s not just “wham bam”. I am so open with her and we discuss things. Thanks for the idea of the book. It’ll be my gift to her when she turns 18….. in one year, three months and fifteen days! WUAH!
Love you bunches. This was an awesome post. But really, how do you feel about sex?
thx 4 u’re comment
we should really get to know each other
i was very sick since sunday, but i am back & better now..
Nice list!!
Where are you girl? I hope all is well.
The books “light her fire” & “light his fire” are great also…
i got u’re comment. i got outta my pentecostal parents house @ 16 by telling them if they didn’t sign 4 me 2 get married i would move out & “live in sin” w/ my boyfriend.
so they signed. i’m on hubby #3 now, but i finally got the right one.
big d is great & he is great 2 me.
my daddy wouldn’t walk me down the aisle cuz i’d been married twice b4. but, deep down, my daddy knows that big d is the best thing that has ever happened 2 me cuz he takes care of me & the kids….
Either it’s been one long shower or Rick hasn’t let you out of the bedroom. I hope you are doing well.