July 25, 2008
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A man passed out on the beach in Miami for four hours, and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to the front of his legs above his knees.
He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed
continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.
The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, ‘What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor?
The doctor replied, ‘It won’t do anything for his condition, but it’ll keep the sheets off his legs..
You gotta admit, that’s a good one!
Comments (14)
that’s … bad!
hahahahahaaaa Can you hear me laughing from here? That just struck me as sooo freaking funny!!!!
haaaa! I love it!
ROFL!!
LOL!! That one gets me every time!!
that was funny.
LOL!
But what if he has a small winky?
Great jokes! Looks like you had a great vacation in Hawaii….except for the sea urchin incident. I’ll tell my hubbie to eat more of them next time we go for sushi. LOL!
Ha ha ha ! and then ouch!
LOL!
Lol thats horrible Shelly!! /hug
LOL @ Mark.
So this is why I’m not getting the good jokes from you–you’re posting them!
What are you doing to stay out of trouble? I wish I didn’t have a full-house at the cabin or I’d demand that you drive down here this weekend.
Well, I think it’s funny! LOL! Reminds me of a picture I saw of John Dillinger (public enemy #1). Here is the link, scan down to the third photo. Well maybe it is the fourth photo. Anyhow, scan down.
http://www2.indystar.com/library/factfiles/crime/history/dillinger_john/dillinger_john.html
Hope all is well, miss you!
Sandy
Aahahah . . . love it!